Idle hands

I was sitting here wondering if I could find movies on this thing. Sure enough all I had to do was goggle movies. I found this site and was lke cool..a flick tonight....Power arm thingy. I'm all riiiight lets see .. hummmm something about the earth dieing..nah, to final, Ahhh Clint Eastwood can't go wrong there!! I just wana chill watch a flick and hit the sack. But wait !! It might take three days to watch this movie. Kinda slow downloading here I guess. So I'm all looking for a super low depth kinda movie maybe cartoons? Even family guy was all slow and staggered.
So I go looking again yea !!! Ninja flick!!! The lowest of the low budget. I'm thinking yea!! I think the old duck tape PC can handle this one !! Yea right. I check out the reviews while I wait for the "movie". And this is what I found.


Hitting women is not only ok but funny
Swinging nunchucks is cool, no matter how silly an expression you make.
Murder is ok as long as you're a ninja
Bar fights are not only ok, they're encouraged
Ripping off prosthetic limbs is just like ripping off a real limb (bloody)
If you're told to drop it or you're a dead man, you have exactly .5 secs to do so
You can here tendons ripping
Sleeping with your best friends wife the same night he tells you he's suffering from ED is perfectly fine
Need a ninja? Just go to a casting agency in japan, they'll find you a ninja
Guards wear clothing that is exactly the right size
Evil ninjas giggle when they fight women
Ninjas sometimes forget how to throw shuriken straight
Ninjas like to make weird sounds while they burn homes
Even driving a jeep in broad daylight, no one will notice if you're wearing your ninja garb
Good ninjas kill more people than the bad guys
This movie is definitely good for a laugh

I don't know about the movie but the review made it all worth while.

And yea I think I'm gona just run along to bed.

Yes I went up and mucked and su~ked. Bought some deoderent, put shoes on and fell right back into the old days. I think it went well. I still need some price's from a few more subcontrators. I know it will take time and thats fine, just have to keep pushing. All looks good so far though. Thanks for the support. I took some pics but they suck. So here's a pic of our Holloween mask Adam and I made. He was the man in the moon. The pic of my mask sucked to soooo here's a fuzy pic of the place I'll be living once we get this contract. As you can tell I know it's all gona work out. Allways has all ways will. Wierd huh?
Nice to be back with the boater folks tonight. Played music, even brought out my drum (that I suck at) But nice to be back. Boater's just seam to have a different out look. I like it

Hut oh suit's

Today I have to meet with some folks that wear suit's. It's all about my "Master plan" That's the one I make enough $ to mess around again. Long pants. check clean shirt hum....check.. Shoe's..aaa....check. Hut oh !!! where's my pit gooo? I can't meet these guys smelling like a bilge water vacation.. shit Looks like a stop at CVS.
The soap tooth brush and all that stuff is always around cause I never know when I might be able to pop a free shower. And I do like to stay some what clean. But I don't really like putting goop under my pit's unless I'm meeting suit's or a new girl I don't want to run off. I don't want to jinx anything but wish me luck. It's time to be running around again.

Weekend work?

Needing a few ducket's I painted a friends interior on her Hens Christen 38. Yes this is the boat of choice for this boy. But I'm afraid I'd have to work my life away to pay for one. Anyway even though they are built like a brick shit house. They are lacking in the view department. Meaning you can't really see out. What trip tyring to tap and cut in edges with out some kind of grounding. Even the littlest rolls became huge. All day long focusing on clean lines while being rolled around. Sheesh what a pain in the head and butt from bouncing off things with out getting paint all over.

In other news hit down town San Diego for the annual Fredrick's of Hollywood parade Halloween. OMG! If your a young man or an old man. Ride your bike down make a cheater rum and coke and just watch. San Diego is known for some beautiful women. Dress them up as maids wenches and nurse's and you get a pretty nice show.

A mate and I just went from corner to corner. Gawking like school boy's. It's not perving it's " NATURAL"

Just thought I'd share this ...one of my happiest days. But now I wonder.

flock of ha ha's

I rode the old bike up to my brothers place today in Point Loma. Had a great Red sails breakfast then paddled our bike's down to Shelter Island for the Baja Ha Kick off. WOW!! that was great to see all those folks and their boats heading off to adventures unknown. 200 boats all pilled up at Shelter Island. Fruckin beautiful. Every one of them looking forward to the unknown. And what a day it was . No wind but all those stoked people leaving this all behind. Brought a tear to my eye. Ive never done the Ha ha. Ive always just kind sailed willey nilley. It would be cool to have that many friends sailing along with you. My brother took pics some day I might get copy's I'll share them. When they come in.

Flock of minnow's

I've been hanging low and going slow this week. Have a new and rather large job we are looking at. So in the mean time, I figure lay low go slow cause ya never know. Oops I'm a poet. Any way Ive just been riding the bike did a harbor sail cleaned the dink ...again. Oh yea kinda sold, gave, away the little Sabby to Super Kid. In the mean time I have an aquarium in my back yard. Not that I really have a back yard. But I do have a bit of water so I thought I'd make friends with the sea life. I cleaned off my everything bagel crumbs off only to see the minnow's going freaking nuts. Neat ! So I grabbed some bread and whoaa those little suckers must be starved cause they went crazy. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN THE WATER HERE. So like any curious boat guy would do I chucked in a whole bread slice. OMG!!! They where all over it! Some of them even jumped up on top of the thing!! Not good if you don't want to get eaten by seagulls. Shit I spent at least 2 hours feeding those crazy little piranha's. You have to get it right. Press the air out so it sinks a bit bellow the surface so the gulls don't grab and go. Throw it up current so you can still watch and keep your hand and fingers inside the ride at all times. Now when I go on deck it's like I have a zillion little puppy dogs looking up at me wanting their treat's. I feel like King Neptune only not as fishy. Oh yea and where there is little fish there is big fish. Sure as hell the big guys showed up. My little troop of killer minnow's could have cared less they just kept charging. So they lost a few amigos they where mighty crumb eating warriors. I feel safe knowing I have a flock of killer crumb eating piranhas living under me.I'm so proud!!

So yea I need to get a life. What did you do today?

Power

It's been cloudy for a few days. Crazy how that can affect your life huh? Well ya better get used to it. You are living on sunshine baby!!!!. I mean..... huh... turn on San Onfre. That's what we need more power ...........Scotty!!! So yea I turned Jenny on...

OK I cheat,... Sheeesh gim'me a break!! Although I do have to say this little boat hasn't used outside power since June. That's pretty cool. If I do say myself .

The day

Woke up ...........Good

Cleaned Boat....Good

Helped Brother.Good

Rode Bike..........Good

Met friend........Good

OB Oct Fest......Good

Met Friend.......Good

Boat party........Good

So Far so ..........Good

My Heros

The Coasties have their base right next to us. I love those guys. Luckily I have never needed them. Yet. Knock on wood. Those guys do amazing work saving so many folks with out much fan fair. Well here at the ole allcsyachtclub think they are the BEST!. And we get to watch them practice sometimes too. The copper pilots are just freakin Gnarly! They will hover and let guys jump out then blast away circle around and hover straight on top of them. I have know idea how they can hold that big ass chunk of metal in the air like that. Then some times guys will be all hanging from rope ladders dangling from the chopper sheesh talk about control. I'm stoked those boys are around because I know if I ever need them they will be there.

In San Diego we have the Navy, more hero's. Although I only get to see them from across they bay and watch as they leave for deployment. Off to some foreign sea to protect the waters from what ever. Sometimes you'll see what I think are Navy seal guys swimming around the mooring field at night all sneaky and stuff. I think they are pretending to be planting bombs on the bottom of our boats or some thing. But it it's amazing and sooo stealthy!!

We also have homeland security and customs. They scare the shit out of me. Not that I'm doing anything wrong they are just some freaking scary guys !!! Fast boats, big guns, ski masks freakin scary. I'm glad they are on our side.

Last but not least is the San Diego Harbor patrol. I've met a few of them. Sure they are a bit uptight. I would be to having to deal with people the likes of me all the time. I'd be all G's Us what fuckin now?

Yea we have it all here in San Diego. Very intimidating if your a little boater guy just sailing around. But if your a smuggler, terrorist or just some AholieO your doomed !!!

Bumps in the night

One would think being on a boat at night, that silence is a big no, HUGE part of it. And one normally would be right. Ive been in deserted coves in Mexico where I could actually hear the barnacles feeding on the bottom paint and my beard growing. Boats are alive. Yes I know that sounds scary but it's true. A little crrrrreeeeek whoop here and a ding ding click there. A little olive oil here and a few well places shim's there and you get , for the most part your boat to hush up a bit. Unless the winds blowing over 10 knots then forget it. She'll come alive again with halyards slapping, canvas shaking and that ever romantic slapping of the hull. I like those sounds actually love em makes for great sleeping.

Last night I had a dream we where being attacked. It was calm as calm can be. Look it up in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of Liddy sitting in such calmness. Yet when it's that calm there is no strain at all on anything. Whooomp!! The mooring balls bouncing off the bow. Thud thud........thhuud. The dingys bouncing off the stern. And na it's not a mellow trance reggae beat it's completely random. Like they have a spy on board......

"Ready?"

"Nah he's still up"

"Ok let me know"

"Should we do the dink or the ball first"

"Lets start with the dink then build to the ball"

"Yea man that'll get him up"

"Sheesss he's crawlin into the bunk, get ready"

Thump...thuuump...thumpthump

"The ball ?"

"Nah hit him with the dink again"

Thuudthump.....thuuuump...tapthump"

"Hahaha hahaaha now the bow! "

WOOOOMP WHOOOOMP Woomp"

"HAhahaHAHHAAH that got him"

"Sheeessh he's coming"

....silence......

"Ready?

"Wait for it...wait for it..... ok the bow"

Whooomp...whooomp..whoooaoomp.

"HahHAAHAA I could do this all night!"

" Yea HahahHAH hey maybe we should call Mani see if he wants to creak the tiller?"

And that my friends was the gentle sounds of my night last night. Except for the part where I tripped over the computers cord on my way out to catch those guys.

Im a swinger

Summer's coming to an end and well the waters become a bit livelier. When you live on the hook or mooring as I am now the view changes every second. One minute your looking at one boat then your looking at a different boat, then the wall ,then this, then that. It's neat, I like it. This morning I woke to a constant roll and swing. It's not gnarly out just alive the winds been going all night so the sea's in the harbor are moving quite well. Like I have to hold on to my coffee pot.

A few days ago all the animals jumped ship. I think it was the earthquake or the tsunami. In any event I saved a little pup that had bailed from it's boat. The owners brought me a bottle of Sailor Jerry's as a reward. That was nice of them even though anyone of us would have done the same thing. I mean who's gonna just dink past a drowning dog and not give him a hand?

So last night I got into it a bit, then some friends called and we got into even deeper. That may explain this swinging feeling I'm now having.

Some tiimes the night before explains the here and now!

Holding pattern

I've been back for a ....... Hell I don't really know.. maybe I should get a calender. Anyways been back for a weekend or two. Not that makes much of a difference anyway. So I've been just getting a little more in touch with San Diego. Like biking all over the place till your ass is screaming!! Some call it Baboon butt. Hey I like checking out all the old world San Diego and it's worth it. From what I have read this used to be a wild and willey world!! Oh and they thought they cleaned it up !... ha I say.. they should look subculture, there is a lot going on that doesn't meet the eye. Like tonight there's a tsunami coming, that should be fun. Crazy sitting out here knowing there might be a huge wave coming to get ya. No worries though......... I think it's over here anyway..nothing gnarly in the anchorage. Thanks King Neptune !

In other news ....... I'm in a holding pattern. Ya know like "Oh yea we want you to..." Then you give a price and then get the ole..."We want you to...but.." So by the phone I sit. Sheesh, darn duh nar roe.

There's a fun event coming up and I have to sail tomorrow or forget it. So I'm sitting here trying to decide sail or hang for the bucks. Sailing "with" bucks is a lot better, just not looking like it's gonna happen.

Another coin toss, thank goodness it's that easy.

Here's a pic of a crazy ass space ship thing they blew up at burning man. My eyebrow's are just coming back in

Still messin

After all this fun. It looks like I need to grab a few bucks. I threw all my hooks out and have caught the attention of a few job leads. The neatest one being a sail run down to the GYRE. That's a huge floating trash pile in the Pacific. That would be a neat job. Oooor make real money and build some stuff. Either way I need to fill the purse again. The construction jobs will fill it a lot faster but I'd rather pay some bills with and adventure. So we'll see.

For your viewing pleasure here is a pic of the Burning man from space big huh?

Just Cant stop messn about

Well lets see, It has been soooo long and sooo much cool stuff has happened. I ran around The mountains. That was great there aren't any trees here on the pond. I even saw fresh water!! That was also a treat. Then headed to the desert for some fun and dust. And that's what I got lots of both. If you have a bucket list, make sure you put the Burningman gathering on it. I'd dump skydiving or swimming with sharks. This is much safer and a whole lota fun. I made friendships that I'm sure will last a lifetime and memory's that will not soon be forgotten. It's humm kinda like 50000 survivors living in tents and partying like there is no tomorrow. However it can't really be described here. It needs to be witnessed first hand. So go ahead grab some food pack the tent be prepare to get dirty and have the time of your live. burningman.com

And as a cool down I ran back to the tree's Aaaaaaa yeah what a dream this last month has been.